Monday, 26 April 2010

The weekend... etc.

Had a lovely weekend. Quiet night in Friday with a curry and Fifth Element (love love love Milla Jovovich and the Jean-Paul Gaultier costumes!). Saturday was not so quiet... Went to @jetlbomb's house with @emboparko for some pre-party drinks and to get ready. We were all headed to our (lesbian) ex-boss and her fianace's hen night. The catch for the evening? We all had to wear wigs. I went kind of Chicago style...



@emboparko went the whole hog with a brightly patterned dress and co-ordinating wigs/eyes combo.



@jetlbomb had a bizarre two tone boffant pink wig she found at The Hague which she just couldn't get to look right, so in the end opted for a real human hair uncut wig and styled it herself! Only she could mak that look cool! awesome dress she had on too, tulip skirt gorgeous flattering... perfick!

There were some interesting looking people there... best leave the rest un-said.


Yesterday was boring, spent the whole day cleaning! Off shopping today for a couple of bits and bobs, college this evening.

If anyone wants some interesting stuff to look at on a boring Monday, check out @jetlbomb and @emboparko on twitter, jet's blog, feelingstylish.co.uk is always interesting, and take a look at zairabrilhante.co.uk - she's a really talented film-maker and there are some great entertaining shorts on her site.

Friday, 23 April 2010

Moving in

movin in with my boyfriend is an odd thing. Not such a big thing for him, nothing in his life changes really, except the place is cleaner and there's always food in the cupboards! But for me it's a little different. My whole life is changing. It's also interesting to see what this does to our relationship.

His "Why on earth do you need 15 different handbags?" is countered by my "Is there any need to have three bags full of wires and cables when every piece of electrical equipment in the house is connected and working?"

My "Eeeeew! You left the seat up AGAIN!" is met with his "Why is there a box of tampons in the bathroom cupboard?!"

But we're working it out, getting used to each other's cooking (although I'm the best). He's accepted my gnomes and Celli (my BJD) and even bought me a couple of Star Trek dolls too! I'm getting used to his decks and CDs and the lack of cupboard space.

In the meantime I'm still looking for a job, emailed Kettle Chips to see how things are going since the takeover at the beginning of the year. No response. Applied for loads of marketing jobs last week. No response. Where next... Tesco?

Tuesday, 20 April 2010

Star Trek Photo Story




Hello! My name is Spock. That, of course, is not my full name, which is unpronounceable to humans. I am a Starfleet officer - this is the badge I wear to prove it. The blue of my uniform shows that I am a Science Officer. I am very clever.







This is a standard issue phaser. I normally have it set to stun, but today, my away mission is to a remote planet at the edge of the Alpha quadrant, near to unclaimed space. The inhabitants are hostile and I need to be fully prepared. So I will be setting it to maximum.







This is how I aim my phaser. At such a high setting anything I hit will be instantly vaporised, so I must concentrate. See how I am concentrating?

*POW*

*POW*

*POW*

HAHAHAHAHA! Eat phaser tribble face!







I will also be taking my communicator. It is a highly sophisticated piece of equipment which can remotely talk to other communicators in close range. Very high-tech stuff this...






See how I talk into it? No need for wires or a power supply at all! It's great stuff, great stuff...






Live long, and prosper.



It's been a while...

So, it's been a while since I have posted anything on here, and it looks like my SRM post got a bit of interest! I'm still working for the charity (Lincolnshire Community Foundation) on all their marketing operations.

I've not had a lot of time for internet things recently... Been doing my CIM course (I got a B in the first exam!) and also I gave up blogging, facebook and twitter for lent. I've been busy growing plants - sweetcorn, courgette, pumpkin, tomato, capsicum and lettuce - although technically that only takes a couple of minutes a day! Been doing better with learning Brazilian Portuguese with the help of a Rosetta Stone programme. I've also moved house, I'm now living with my boyfriend and his (really annoying) three year old daughter. She is driving me mad today.

So I can't say this blog will be riveting, it may in fact be boring! But at least it will give me an outlet for all my gripes and groans. And hopefully I will get some time to talk about marketing, music promotion (the boyfriend, Matt, is a DJ and needs my help), growing my own food, and all those crafty activities I enjoy so much!

So, tchau for now.

xxx

Tuesday, 3 November 2009

SRM Marketing


The management process responsible for identifying, anticipating and satisfying customer requirements profitably.
CIM definition of Marketing
Now that I've really got going on my CIM course, I've been applying for some jobs. I was invited to an interview with SRM Marketing at 2:30 today. I was pretty dubious about the whole thing because of the huge number of adverts they have posted on every single job site. None of them were particularly well written, and despite the months of advertising they have done, they are still looking for "20+ people for immediate start" - never a good sign. I had a quick look on their website and was, again, worried. It's really badly written, it's designed by Vistaprint (one of their free designs) and says they are based in Nottingham. Odd, very odd. Anyway, I didn't think much about it after that because I was pretty busy.
So I headed to the library (in the pouring rain) and printed out a CV and a couple of bits to add to my portfolio. I found the office, eventually, and climbed the delapidated staircase to the first floor. The only sign that anyone had been there in the past 100 years were the A4 printed signs saying "SRM Marketing" and "Interviews". I walked into a small room with a dirty carpet and some awful music playing loudly on the radio. There were loads of chairs around the edge of the room and a desk and phone in the corner. Bizarrely no computer - how did they even get my application?! There was a girl sat there who said she'd been waiting 10 minutes and still hadn't seen anyone, but, as directed by another shoddy printout, we dutifully began filling in the application forms sat on the desk. I just wrote "see CV attached" in most of the boxes and left it at that. Eventually baby-faced Simon appeared and invited me through for a "chat".
The main interview room was much bigger than the first, but pretty empty. There was a desk with a chair on each side, and a "Talk Talk" poster on a stand. Simon looked through my CV quickly and asked how I felt about working to targets (I said it's good as long as they're achieveable). He spent a good ten minutes telling me about all aspects of the company, I didn't follow much because he was speaking so damn fast! From what he was saying I got the impression that it's going to be a sales job, but when I asked him what the job is he started drawing arrows on the back of my CV. I was told that from entry level to a senior management position managing 50+ people would take just 6 - 10 months for the right candidate. I couldn't help but wonder where these people are, what they are doing, and how the alleged FTSE100 customers hired them to design marketing campaigns.
And that was it. My 'interview' was done and I was barely given the chance to talk. I was told to expect a call later if I was succesful. I left feeling incredibly bemused, and wasn't surprised to receive the call inviting me to a second interview tomorrow. Simon told me to dress smart, but wear comfortable shoes because I'll be on my feet most of the day (I'm going to be there 12:30 - 8:30 apparently!) observing one of their campaigns. I'm going to go, but I doubt I'll stay.

Thursday, 29 October 2009

High Sheriff Award

Gord has suggested I make a nomination for the High Sheriff's award. Absolutely going to be picking 3D Youth. So I have to fill in a form about Ken & Di and how hard they work. I really hope they win, they do so much for the community in Lincoln they really do deserve some recognition.

I have an interview for SRM Marketing on Monday. I'm a bit apprehensive, don't want it to end up being just another door-to-door in disguise, but we'll see. Never know, could be my dream job!

Time to drink some tea, and continue working my way through this bar of Bournville!

Tuesday, 27 October 2009

BB (Busy Bee!)

Wow! Had a really good response from my piece on 3D Youth (see http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/note.php?note_id=194505788011&ref=mf) had emails from various Foundation trustees. Makes me smile :o)

Spent a good proportion of today playing with my new BlackBerry Storm2 ... shame Vodafone didn't manage to include MicroSD Cards or BIS (to get emails) with the handset, but I've ordered an 8GB card from play.com and will be ringing Vodafone tomorrow to sort out the emails.

Also spent a while today looking at local charities which I think could use some Techno Sprout freelance expertise and have drafted a letter to send them. Will be sending that out soon so fingers crossed!

Other than that, chased up some advertising changes, renewed Gumtree ad, tweeted, facebooked and updated lincolnshirecf.co.uk. So all in all, pretty productive!

Peace. x